Scrambling for last-minute gift for a guy? I have suggestion.
First of all there’s this.
I kid. I mean, guys are hard to buy for but seriously? I could not give this to anyone without totally cracking up. Instead, consider this.

Even if the guy you’re buying for isn’t into wine, chances are he serves it from time to time and would like to look good doing so. Plus, it’s gadget-y and, not to stereotype too much, but guys tend to like gadgets. If you want to up the ante, pair the opener with a nice bottle of wine.
Either way, it's better than a fast-food fragrance.